About Us
admin March 27th, 2007
CRAB: The dog loves the crab even though he is completely insane. The crab loves the dog BECAUSE she is completely insane. We still have more fun than you do.
DOG:
How We Met: I would like to tell you a much more romantic tale. But the truth is, I picked him up at a bar. At the time, I probably looked something like this.
Even in my inebriated state I knew Steve was the most fun person in the world and forced him to take my number.
Later I forced him to take me on a date. I should have known then, what life would be like, since he took me to Malibu Castle Golf and Games.
The next few months looked like this.
And this.
And this.
So obviously we had to get married!
Now we are gathering everyone we love around us to support us in this crazy, insane, legalized union called marriage.
And throwing a huge fcking party.
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Colin and I are so happy for you (Colin is particularly psyched for a reason I don’t need to mention — but I believe you both know). Please send me the link were I can download the cute picture of you guys sailing.
Love you,
SSK&CK
Oh gosh – too cute…. Congrats!
I was there when they met, and I think it was *very* romantic.
Steve and I had just discussed that a rule of modern pick-up is that you never buy a drink for someone you haven’t slept with. As if on cue, Ryan walks up and asks (demands?) that someone buy her a drink. Steve, looking to deny my assertion, ponies up a drink. And now look where we are…
…so much for rules!
You guys are immeasurably adorable. I wish you all the best!
yay!!! congrats you two
so cute!
yay, also: yay, yay, yay, and OMGYAY.
Dog and Crab???
I’m so happy for you, Ryan. You’ve lived lifetimes since I met you at Burning Man.
It is terrific to see you smile, and you look better than ever.
Congrats!